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My name is Haley and that's all you need to know

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via swiggitysweedom)

I wonder how many people don’t get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to be with.

—Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe (via larmoyante)

(via rainingdownstars)

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

—Laurell K. Hamilton  (via whiskeysandwords)

(Source: makelovetothemoon, via beachhazee)

adore-castiel:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

wtf

(via arthurwhit-lock)