thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: junkoes, via spider-slut)

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

(via lacednocturnal)